Early Retirement Plan

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Early Retirement Plan

Due to the current fnancial situation,
management has decided to implement a
scheme to place all workers over 40 years of
age, on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE ( Retire Aged Personnel Early )

Personnel selected to be RAPED , can apply to management to be
eligible for the SHAFT ( Special Help AFTer Retired) Scheme

Personnel who have been RAPED and SHAFTED
will be reviewed under the SCREW ( Scheme For Retired Early Workers )

A person who may be RAPED only once , SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many time
as the management deems appropriate.

Personnel staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training )
as possible. The management has always taken pride in the amount of SHIT it gives it's
staff. However, should you feel that you do not recieve enough SHIT , please bring it to the attention of your immediate superior, who has been briefed to give you all the SHIT you
can handle . . .

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trying to obtain his house picture and i tell u his house is omg ! designed by his wife...
very nice !