Friday, August 25, 2006

WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TODAY

Tester : Turn Right . . . TURN RIGHT . . .
Me : ( NNB WHERE ? ) Err . . . ( Looking around )

Tester : NUMBER 22 TURN RIGHT . . .
Me : (NNB now then say the number !@#!@#!@# almost over shoot turning point )

Tester : Go directional change there . . . Eh got people . . . This fella so slow . . . never mind lets move off . . . we do parallel parking . . .
Me : ( WAAAA GAN JIONG SPIDER LIAO )

Car: Reverse Reverse . . . .Beep Beep Beep . . . . Ok i got in . . .
Tester : Ok now move out . . .
Car: Vroom Vroom . . . BOINK ! ! !
ME : OMFG . . . OMFG ! ! ! THE F**KING POLE JUST FELL . . . DID I SEE WRONGLY ! ! !
Tester : What happen ah~ ( Took out paper minus 10 points ) ( 20 Points deducted = fail )
Me : ( Lets see when should i book my next test date ) ( SIAN 1/2 LIAO )

You can guess what happens later on . . . lots of mistakes because i dwell on this . . . total demerit points i got is 24 . . . 14 on road due to safety . . . AND DAMM IT ! ! ! IF THE POLE DID NOT DROP I WILL GET MY LISENCE . . . FIRST TIME I HIT THE POLE

On the main road . . .

Tester: U turn in front
Me : Ok

Traffice comes to a stop . . . waiting for green light . . .

Ok Green light comes on . . .
2 cars made a right turn . . . and i think i was dreaming . . . i followed them . . .

Tester: ( Laughing ) I thought . . . i said U turn ?
Me : OH SHIT . . . sorry . . .

Hai . . . i failed because of that damm pole . . . i thought i was a goner but the tester said i did not fail inside the circuit . . . but sigh . . . i was just too demoralise to carry on . . .

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